about the webmistress
name: angélica mariealiases: katie, pirouette, variations of previous nicknames and real names
sex: female, and i'd like to be referred as such; i don't mind they/them, though.
born: december 1st
skin: yellowish tan
eyes: dark brown
hair: curly; dark brown, almost black
height: 5'3" (around 160cm)
weight: ranges between 113-121 lbs (51-54kg)
piercings: star shaped studs on both ears
lives: pe erre. pr. borinquen. puerto rico. however you'd like to call it.
nerd?: hell fuckin' yeah.
hello! i'm a teenage girl living in Puerto Rico. (wow! totally great intro to this biography, right?) i am a nerdy, neurotic, sensitive, and weird little thing that can't choose if she wants to be a sad little fuck or an optimist. i'm a fairly opinionated person... i think? i don't know, i'm not a very "sure" person.. is that how you say it? ANYWHO. i spend most of my time looking at my computer, likely either uploading shit to the Internet Archive, or trying to torrent a movie with 1 seeder. whenever i'm NOT on the computer, i'm likely making sketches, watching TV, playing videogames, or fantasizing about how good my life could be.. i think. my life's fairly good as-is.. i'm just pessimistic, i guess. though, i wish i had more people to talk to offline. my life's very lonely outside the Internet.. many of my old friends don't talk to me anymore, unless i talk to them first. i guess that's just part of growing up, no? drifting apart? but, man, i sure do wish i had one of those friendships that could last a lifetime.
online, i am represented by this adorable little curly-haired, felinesque (likely not a word but oh well) but not a cat, white fuzzball called Katie. unfortunately, i don't look like this in the flesh.. (shocker, right?) though, she is based off of my real looks somewhat, so in a weird way, i guess i kind of do. sometimes, Katie, for me, is an idealized version of myself; more extroverted, friendly, likeable, without all the weird intrustive thoughts i get, you get the gist. other times, she's.. me? i don't know how to explain it, i guess just 'me' in the sense that she is more like 'me' in real life. i don't know, it's weird.
i don't care much about politics but if i were to choose a side, i guess i would be a leftist? my views are fairly open-minded and i believe in stuff like equality of sex, race, gender, religion... just overall equality, i guess. but apart from that, i don't have the nuance to truly "understand" politics. they're far too complicated and convoluted for me. i feel this might be a bit more controversial, but i also believe in the freedom of fiction, too. i know the term "pro-fiction" has been ruined by a bunch of pedophiles, so i won't be using that to refer to myself. i believe all fictional media have a right to exist, regardless of how tasteless it is. of course, that doesn't mean that i SUPPORT disgusting media, contrary to popular belief, i just think that it does have a right to exist, just as long as it isn't like, gross rape-y media of real people. i just think it's stupid to be so obsessed about FICTION when there's actual people suffering in the real world... though, that opinion is also challenged, as i'm also a believer in "fiction affects reality". so... they often clash when i see weird media.. oh well... also, anti-fujoshi and anti-fudanshi is stupid.
now.. to the things i like. my hobbies and interests change every once in a while, but oh well! ;P i really like glamfur art, things that are older than i am, queer shit, leopard and zebra print, pinkness, happy hardcore, piracy, coding (when i feel like it!), looking at other people's websites, writing about my life, drawing, making up little characters, instant messaging, e-mails, cute stuff, rainbow-y stuff, learning about random things that won't help me go through life at all, my friends, making layouts (again... when i feel like it!), cartoons from the 90's-2010's, weird movies, among other things... maybe you could ask? thru e-mail? nudge nudge? wink wink? (PLEASE! i really want an FAQ page... ask me stuff!)
to the things i don't like, well, there's many things, but for the most part it's inequality, littering, artificial intelligence, political extremism.. you get the gist. i don't feel like typing all the stuff i hate, mostly because i can't seem to remember right now but also because i got harassed for it, so... nope! you can still ask though, i don't mind. :-)

